“Do you need a bag?”
… No thanks, i’ll carry these 14 ITEMS on my fucking head.
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My reaction to 99% of peoples Facebook status’
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The reason why I look so bad in my school pictures?
The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
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When a small child says “I was there first”
BITCH, I WAS BORN FIRST
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“People that download music illegally might be arrested.”
SEE YOU GUYS AT THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
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When someone tries to take a picture of me
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When you show someone else something funny you found on the internet.
You:
Them:
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“Weed is not a drug, it’s a plant. Therefore, I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a florist.”
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We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
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When you’re listening to a song and it stops playing but you don’t realize it and you’re just sitting in silence for ten minutes until you start to wonder why the fuck it’s so quiet.
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If humans were animal memes
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